Obama Family Nominates “First Cheeseburger”

Delish! Michelle Obama took Sasha and Malia out for a meal at Good Stuff Eatery, a one year-old restaurant run by a former Top Chef contestant.

Michelle is said to particularly have approved of the onion rings, and several of the restaurant’s Obama Burgers were served as well. The Obama Burger comes with (blue) cheese, (red) onion, and (white) horseradish mayo. Oh, and smoked bacon.

Man, it makes me hungry just typing that out.

I want to point out two awesome things about this story:

1. Michelle Obama isn’t afraid to eat real food out in public. Unlike a lot of public figures, Michelle eats real food and she’s not ashamed of it. Such a refreshing contrast to so many “oh I couldn’t possibly eat a whole carrot” celebrities who have bought into the anorexic culture propagated by Hollywood.
And you know what? Michelle looks damned good. A lot better than Madonna, that’s for sure.

2. I’ve been racking my brains, but I can’t remember a single time when George W left the confines of the White House. Certainly not to just take the kids out for burgers. (Like a regular human being.) It’s so refreshing to have a family in the White House that doesn’t hide behind the couches, living in a state of siege, acting like us regular people are the enemy or something. I mean, when he wasn’t “clearing brush” at his ranch in Texas for months at a time.

The Obamas LIKE going out to dinner. They LIKE talking to people. They LIKE getting out of the house and having a regular dinner, like regular people. It’s sad how mind-blowing this is.

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Can you guess who will NOT be the Vice President for Obama? John Edwards?

John Edwards and his Mistress? Reielle Hunter

John Edwards and his Mistress? Reielle Hunter

Well, Mr. John Edward may have just f’d up any attempt at ever becoming the Vice President or President ever again! The great rag paper known as the National Enquirer is reporting that former Senator and possible VP for Barack Obama,  John Edwards has not only a mistress, but a LOVE CHILD too! OMG, according the report the Enquirer said their staff caught John Edwards at a hotel at 2:40 in the morning with Rielle Hunter.

Rielle Hunter is the reported mistress and baby mama for John Edwards according to the report.
The report names Rielle Hunter as the mistress. They say that Rielle Hunter met John Edwards at the Beverly Hilton. This is not the first time the Enquirer has accused John Edwards of having an affair with Rielle Hunter either. The Enquirer back In November of 2007, said Edwards had impregnated Hunter.  One of Edward’s friends stepped forward to deny the claim. Edwards and Hunter have both repeatedly denied the allegations.

John Edwards, who is now an Ex-Senator is married. His wife has cancer.

Allan Butterfield of the Enquirer describes what he saw.

“”Edwards was not carrying anything. He walked in alone. He was wearing a blue dress shirt with the sleeves rolled up. He was looking around nervously before he entered the hotel. Once inside, he interestingly bypassed the lobby and ducked down a side stairs to go to the bottom floor to catch the elevator up – rather than taking the elevator in the main lobby. He went out of his way not to be seen,” said Butterfield.

Dude, you need to keep that zipped up until the nomination has been announce you idiot. That could have been a very expensive piece of cake! Oh well….

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