Miley Cyrus is All Growed Up (And Skanky)

Much has been made of Miley Cyrus’ “pole dancing” exhibition at last night’s Teen Choice Awards. Now to be fair, she isn’t pole dancing in the traditional sense. She mostly hangs onto the pole, which happens to be attached to an ice cream cart which a backup dancer wheels across the stage while she’s standing atop it. (???)

That being said – it was a pole, and she was dancing, and is that really appropriate? I’ll leave that question up to you. Watch the video and see what you think:

Honestly, I think the pole dancing was hardly the skankiest part of Miley’s performance. Those short shorts, for one thing. I mean… yikes. Some of her dance moves were similarly “yikes.” Remember, folks, that Miley is significantly under the age of consent. Not that you’d know it from her catwalk strut.

(Personally, I thought the song itself was the most eye-roll-worthy part. Here we have Miley Cyrus, daughter of Country music mega-star Billy Ray Cyrus, singing about how strange it is to move from your little home town in Tennessee to big sparkling shiny Hollywood, where you feel upstaged and out of place. Are you kidding me? Miley Cyrus was practically BORN in Hollywood. It’s like Paris Hilton singing about how hard it is to be poor.)

The entire time I was watching Hannah Montana Gone Wild clip, all I could think of was Adele Givens’ poetry slam bit, “It ain’t that damn cute, Ree Ree.” (I guess the entire bit is called “Loan.”) Absolute genius!

If anyone needs Adele Givens to give her a spelling test and set her straight, it’s Miley Cyrus.

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Apparently Someone Wanted More Miley Cyrus?!

First Paris, now poor little Miley. It’s not rocket science! Hopefully in due time, these girls will learn that you can’t just take pictures of yourself, or let others for that matter, doing God knows what with God knows who! You’re famous for Pete’s Sake. People are going to find these, sell them, and people like me are going to blog about it! 🙂 This is the 3rd time Miley has had racy photos leaked online. Apparently a guy hacked her e-mail and found the pictures… and according to him, there are nude ones he’s looking to sell. Here’s the least interesting on the pictures. I don’t feel right re-posting the others. They’re all over the internet for anyone interested!

What makes this picture “interesting” is that apparently there was an alleged relationship between Miley Cyrus and the youngest Jonas Brother, Nick. Her ‘Nick J’ necklace supposedly confirms the relationship. You’re Hannah Montana! Cut it out!! “Miley became an overnight sensation after Hannah Montana debuted in March 2006. Following the success of the show, in October 2006, a soundtrack CD was released in which she sang eight songs from the show. In December 2007, she was ranked #17 in the list of Forbes Top twenty earners under the age of 25 with an annual earning of US$3.5 million.] As of December 2007, she is working on a movie spin-off of Hannah Montana, titled Hannah Montana: The Movie which is due to be released on May 1, 2009.” Apparently, all this money and fame is too much for her. Disney is very quick to pull contracts. You see what happened to Jamie Lynn don’t you??

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What the Hell? Miley Cyrus / Hannah Montana Goes Topless?!?

Someone shot this too my email and I was laughing at it. But I had no idea that it was true. So Miley decides it is a good idea and daddy does too? Don’t we have kiddie porn laws in this country? WTH?

Then in true hollywood diva style she applogizes? WTH?


Miley Cyrus, daughter of ‘Achy Breaky Heart’ singer Billy and star of Hannah Montana (like High School Musical but with just the one precocious brat) has apologised to fans after she posed topless for Vanity Fair. The actress did the ‘artistic’ photoshoot (that’s what they all say) for the magazine but some say it’s a bit suggestive for a 15 year old.

And even though her modesty is covered by a sheet, it’s still a provocative pose for a child. The actress said:

“I took part in a photo shoot that was supposed to be ‘artistic’ and now, seeing the photographs and reading the story, I feel so embarrassed.”

But the journalist has defended the feature, although we’re not sure why anyone allowed him to comment when he said:

“I think it’s really artsy. It wasn’t in a skanky way.”

Oh, thanks dude, that makes it better…NOT!

But she shouldn’t have to worry too much as according to reports she is now the wealthiest child in the world. She made 10 million in 2007 and her Hannah Montana franchise is estimated to be worth $1 billion by 2009. Which is good news for old Billy as Hannah Montana gave him something to do again as he was never going to be able to better ‘Achy Breaky Heart’…

See the photo over at Dlisted.

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Miley Cyrus Does Jail Fashion

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I guess she’s too young to be a drunkard like Britney, Paris, & Lindsey. No jail time for you yet sweetie. Miley said if I can’t get my mug shot, then I’ll just don my orange jumpsuit and stripes myself. Speaking of jail, where are the fashion police??!
This is a fashion NO, NO!